“I saaaw dhat picture yesderday”-“I saw that movie yesterday” “You got the Koshtin paper?”-“Did u get the question paper” “Yaar give me the cutter”-–“Dude give me the sharpener” Some things which hindi waala use that are difficult to understand are Words which will make u perfect waala guy are Now using these phrases in ur language will complete nearly 50% of the job Like masal dhosai shud be pronounced as MASALA DOSA (litreally i mean addding a ‘a’ with each stressable charecter Replace all ur dude’s with yaar’s for exampleĭont stress on any words even if u are supposed to then u will get thier feel of talking The first word u should know to manage or impress a hindi wala or wali is “yaar” Now actually i am not goin to teach classical part of it but will concentrate more calocial part of it which is in today’s use Similarly post all ur inner pheeling’s as comment’s My inner pheelings is “I want to collect all such ppl in a van to himalayas and make them stand at basement, i will climb the top of the hill where i can get the whole view of the couple and i will raise my voice and say “f#%k u”. We will come to matter,now what is relationship between these two human beings are they freinds ? lover’s? or mentally retarded inviduals?why do they tak such useless things for hour’s together.Why do they waste lyf on phone.Why do they make beggar’s like AIRTEL VODAFONE etc as millionare’s.And sum 10ˆx questions raise in my mindĪnd for these questions the only reply these ppl give from thire side “its fun da” Do u know what’s his inner pheelings (Machi unnakau innum chance irrukuda). The call gets disconnected.the boys return’s with a strange smile to room.
Sheetal:- (IN ANGRY VOICE) is that so then go and hang out her itsel dont talk to me bye (POSSESIVNESS….shabaaaa) Harish:- Becoz i saw a girl in canteen today she is very beautiful i am going to propose her only. Harish:- Ok ok I was just kidding (Platea mathingaya………….) Harish:- Ok then keep it as a seroius proposal. Sheetal:- i cant say da i can only reply if that happens to me really (She wants that to happen really dude?) Harish:- No this is just a imagination (iMAGINATION IT SEEMS.) Harish:- Just tell me what will be ur reply? (see how clever boys are ) Harish:- K K, What will u do if say “I LOVE U” (Cat on the wall situation) Sheetal:- lying on bed and talking to a stupid fellow Harish calls up Sheetal……Now the phone conversations Sheetal:- wait wait i will close my door and come. Sheetal:- Oh! thanku.U are also so important to me da Even if i think i cant ignore u (appidithan solla sollirukanga)
Sheetal:- How important am i in your lyf? (Does she want him to rate her importance on a scale of 5) Sheetal:- U shud be frank and shud not hide anything (Oh! shit how can he be so frank without hiding anything!!!!) Sheetal:- Nothing.Shall I ask u one thing? Sheetal:- mee 2…how was ur day (The last time when she had called would have been 9:30pm)? ANY COINCIDENCE WITH REAL TIME CHARECTERS ARE PURELY COINCIDENCIAL” “ALL THE CHARECTERS IN THIS BLOG ARE IMAGINERY. The timings that lovers (so called best friend’s) is between 10.00pm to 12:00pm.One such conversation is exactly depicted belowĪt this tym the conversation starts with SMS……… Īfter a great research among couple’s in VIT university i have cum to conclusion to write this page Malini:-Athukaga loosu mathiri yellarukittyum poi solluviyaĭoes your friend move out of your room for an hour during evening and returns back with a typical smile and relaxed pheeling then u can confirm that heis either in love or flirting a girl,u can directly ask him “MACHI YAARA ANTHA FIGARU”.So you might think what is does one have to talk continously for hours with minimum audible frequency (i.e 20 hz).So according to statistics there are some common conversations that these kinda people tak to each other.The funniest part is they only dont know what is the relationship between them. Krishnan:-Nee avalo alagu.Unna vida oru alagu naan pathathe illa. That white jhibba guy:-oru nimisham irrunga yengayum pogathenga…… Malini :- Ungaluku Krishnanna theriyuma ? Librarian:- Yenda Kasmalam yenna librarian’nu nenaichiya illa mama’nu nenaichiya.Unakku antha figure pudichirukuna nee poi kadala podu da yenna yethuku thoodhu annupara? Krishnan:-Sir oru nimisham….Malini….Antha ponna yennku romba pidichiruku.Ava vandha vudane yennaku avala pudichirukunu solrengala Librarian:-Yenna Krishnan library pakkame varamtiyae yeppidi inga? I can see many die hard fans of suriya around me.His films have more impact and people behave as if they are suriya.My question all the tactics that suriya uses to impress a girl in a movie is applicable to real life?